Halloween

What am I? Actually, all that go here already know but oh well.

Freakin' responsibility!!! If I had less brains and more balls I'd be driving home right now!

drunk opst #1

Agh! Hard enough time entering in the damned username and passowrd. Why do I have to make thing so difficult for my self!!>? Why?!
Ahh, party at work. It's nice but it sucks loads of donkey ass why yo've something waiting for you at home that you've been waiting two weeks for!!!! Namely a shippment of comics! Which contains one particular comic that people have been talking about for 1.5 weeks and it pains you that you've not read it and even went to the resorts of looking for illegal copies of online (but found none, honest). It waiting for me, dinally delivered after all this time. Painful time. Agonizing. I could barely contina myself. And it's finally waiting for me. But Dammmit!!! I'm drunk and I don't want to get a DUI!!! I'm sure I can drive just fine but I have to flippin' stay here because I know my unlucky ass would get pulled over if I attempted to drive home just fso I could read those wonderful better than breast comics. What?! I thought that. no!! Maybe when I'm sober they wouldn't be better than those but right now they sure are! Waiting for me! Stuck here in a windowless lab listening to 7 flippin' pumps pump!! agh! Sigh. at least 've entertained myself doing this. I'll let you all know what I think of my superb deliver once I FINALLY GEZTZ TO FREAKING REAFD THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Junior LifeGuard Association

Smallville tonight was great, as far as Smallville is concerned. Like many (all) episodes of this fine show it's littered with corny bits and eh-acting. The plot (conflict) in this episode does not focus (as it often does) on the weeks 'meteor freak' (and this one doesn't actually contain one of those) and subsequent shenanigans that he/she commits... too much. Lex is turning into a tried and true bad guy by looking to expand his business into that horrible, overused, entity known as national defense. At the expense of fish. If Lex was as smart as he and The Writers think he is then wouldn't he know that arbitrarily killing sea life in mass, willy-nilly would be ... not good ... for the economy or ... food... supply. Maybe he was also working on Indefinite fresh-as-if-caught-yesterday Refrigeration technology.
What made me giggle like a school girl and wiggle with excitement was a moment in the show after the trouble had been averted and A.C. (Arthur aka Aquaman) and Supe ... I mean Clark were talking.
Arthur "Maybe we should form a Junior Lifeguard Association or something?"
Clark "Nah, I don't think I'm ready for the JLA yet."
Me "AHHH!!! Heheheheheehehhe Ouuuuuu. Ahhhhh!!"

my answer

My answer is be at Cedar Point. Yeah, that'd make the discomfort bearable. But sadly in practice it just plain sucks. A lot.
Thanks to you that provided answers. :)

cold and wet

Here's a question for everyone to ponder. Say, you're cold. Not freezing cold but just uncomfortably cold like right when you get out of bed in the morning kind of cold or to be more specific; 50 degree (Fahrenheit) overcast with drizzle kind of cold. Okay, so we all know we're cold and the right kind of cold. Now say you're also wet. No not that kind of wet, geez. Let's keep this PG, alright? Not soaking wet but rain kind of wet, not a lot of rain just a bit. like every 5-10 minutes it drizzles. Alright. So we're all cold and damp. Now imagine, on top of all that you're also standing up. For a really long time. Not walking just standing. And say, it is indeed raining ever 5-10 minutes. Okay. Cold. Wet. Standing. Raining. Now here's the question: how could you improve this situation without changing you're cold, wet, raining and standing status?

I have my answer, which relates to an anecdote that I'll share. But it doesn't really improve it to much. I'll tell you next post. It'll be faster if you get those comments going!

of something that was to be said

A day or so ago I had, in my mind, a layout of a blog entry. Of course now when I get around to it I've forgotten whatever it was I was going to say. Not that it was going to be important or even interesting. It probably wasn't even going to have proper grammar or correct spelling. I've been trying to think what it was. I remember I thought it was very funny but I think farts are funny so that really isn't saying a whole lot. Maybe it was about the movies I saw this weekend, Serenity and The Corpse Bride. Both excellent movies, though I enjoyed the former much more that the later. Perhaps they were about comics? No. I haven't gotten any new comics since last I spoke to the internet. Games? Well, I did get We (heart) Katamari this weekend. It's just as weird and fun as the last game. Is this all my life is about? Stuff? Well, now that I think of it maybe it was about something more profound. Something’s are coming to mind but I don't feel like typing them out. Ahh, I was hunched over, so I sat up. I actually feel much more comfortable. Well, I've made quite the blog entry about thinking of blog entry's. If I was 10 years earlier I'd be a genius. Now I'm just a blatant copier. Should I tell you all a story? Nah, it'll take to long to type. And if it didn't it wouldn't be a story or it wouldn't be a good story. I'll attempt. When I get bored I'll just stop. I'll try to make it short.

Long ago there was a young girl living in a small farming village a few miles form the castle. One day soldiers came from the castle looking for strong children and adults that could be spared from farming to build the new king his palace. Many were taken including the young girl's older brother. She was spared because he was too young and weak. She yelled at the soldiers and cried in the street once they left. A man came to her as the soldiers rode off with their cages of workers. He was tall and strong, caring a hammer and had shackles around his feet.
"Your brother will return." said the strong man.
"Why does he have to go?" she cried "No one cares. They just go about their business. My mother didn't even stop making bread when they came to get him."
"We all have do our part in this life in which we were born." The strong man replied as he went back to his work pounding metal.
"We shouldn't have to." she said softly "I'm going to bring him back!"
As she started to run the strong man shouted "Through the woods is shorter on foot!" And with that the young girl ran into the woods as fast as she could. The smiled as he settled back by his furnace.
"What are you smiling about? The girl's brother is not coming back soon and she'll never get him. And stop wasting time and get back to work!" said a portly man from the back of the house.
"Yes, sir." Said the strong man, still smiling.

To be continued ...