phone calls

I just noticed that I get more phone calls from people that have the wrong number than I get from Friends. I don't know if this means I have a really common looking number or that I don't have a lot of friends. I'm going to go ahead and pretend that my number is extremely easy to confuse with every other number.
Of course if you include my SO and my parents, then the wrong numbers are severely 'out ... numbered'

I went and saw Brokeback Mountain this weekend. I rather liked it. It was a very pretty movie. All the scenery was beautiful and the camera work was fantastic. The story was also really sad. And yes, it has scenes where men kiss eachother. I was just as uncomfortable during those scenes as I am during heterosexual love scenes. I think I just don't like seeing people paw and slober over eachother in movies or real life no matter what ratio the of the two sexes.

I also learned this weekend that the ideal waist to hip ratio on a woman is 7/10. That is if you ladies have that ratio you are more attractive initially to a fellow than someone who doesn't have this ratio. This is just one criterion. You still have to brush your hair and stand up strait.

Superman

Today I'm going to tell you why I like the idea of Superman. I've always liked him but never got into his comics until recently because I always thought they sucked. Not that they don't suck now or that they do. You know what, on second thought maybe I won't tell you why I like Superman. I'd just be telling you things you probably already know. Maybe I'll just keep it really short: He's someplace he doesn't belong, he is alone, he chooses to help, and he can't be himself all the time.

In other news, Firefly is great. I really enjoy the character intereaction in that show.

Okay, I should go back to work!

"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." -Jayne
"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" -Wash
"That means you'll have to rely on your winning personality to get women. God help you. " - Sir Warwick Harrow
"Sir, I think you have a problem with you brain being missing." -Zoe

:hsughr:

I don't really watch too many television shows. So when I think I might enjoy sitting down and watching a little you'd think I'd appreciate that the shows I'm looking forward to wouldn't be repeats. Especially shows that I don't watch but once every 1-2 months. Damn things were repeats tonight! And my pizza was cold!

Check out http://www.tikibartv.com/
they have a new episode. It is funny.

And if there ever was an episode of Sopranos that I hated it would be Episode 6 Season 5. But I'm not saying I would ever actually hate an episode of Sopranos. Just that if I did, it'd be that one.

"You belong to me know." Unicron, Transformer the Movie

Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninni Bong

Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninni Bong.

yeehaw

I am 11% White Trash.

I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

Take the
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the mike diet & daily schedule

825am: wake up
845am: Orange Juice
11am: McDonalds Quarter Pounder value meal
8pm: Red Vines and Dr. Pepper (stupid walmart didn't have Mr. Pibb)
11pm: Dr. Pepper and Vodka
1130pm: Dr. Pepper and Rum (you guys were very disappointing)
3am: go to bed
830am: wake up (grumpy
845am: cereal with milk (expired 11 days ago)
9am: coffee
11am: coffee
12pm: Half a subway sandwich (3 days old)
230pm: coffee
730pm: microwave burrito

Night of Fire

The wonders of teh interweb. I watched the whole thing, like a bad train wreck, I couldn't stop watching it. Mesmerized. I'd like to know what they were singing about but I think that would just ruin it.
And truth is, I actually kind of liked the song and the girls, they were nice too.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=426566504844044258&q=night+of+fire

A mouse trap ... sorta.

I guess, mouse and trap don't really apply here, more like Rube Goldberg Facecrab Zombie Killing Machine.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8926325136071596338&q=

'bout that time

Hello all. There's this thing I have to write and it really wouldn't be that difficult to type out. But there's this huge barrier between me and typing it out. It's call lazyness and procrastination. Sigh. Luckily a friend of mine said that she wants it on her desk, FINSISHED in 1 week. It's doable. I don't know what will happen if I don't turn it in to her in one week. Perhaps it will rain fire and brimmstone or the earth will stop spinning. I think ithat would suck if the earth stopped spinning. All the people on the earth would be pissed to find out that it stopped because some joker didn't write a paper. I'd be pretty embarrased. I'm pretty sure my face would be red. Assuming I survived the whole earth spinning stopage.

"Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good." -troof