Thursday, March 31, 2005

mini-comic review!!!!!!111!

It's review Time!! Well, mini-review time anyway. I am, by no means, a “good reviewer” and I will not give away “spoilerZ” (like you're going to buy them) but here are the comics I got this week. It was a full week.
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Goon#11:
Favorite of the week. This has been one of the best quality books in my opinion. Not only in art and story (both done by Eric Powell)but in the paper, layout, even the adds are good. Let me explain that last part. Usually in DC and Marvel comics the adds are everywhere. Usually only the first few pages are uninterrupted, while in all the Dark Horse books I know of (Goon included) they're at the end and once or twice in the middle, only about 4 pages are not sequential. The Goon and Franky help out Dr. Alloy by going to another dimension. Hilarity ensues before and after they get there thanks to Franky. But this isn't just a funny book. I always look forward to Goon, it's too bad it comes out only bi-monthly.
Countdown to Infinite Crisis:
Never was an avid follower of The Blue Beetle. Wasn't much of a follower of the DCU until recently, either. This one-shot is a great story, it's a Blue Beetle story. I knew next to nothing about him but after this I learned about him, I grew to care about him (during the 80 pages), and I grew to like him. This is also the launch of DC's big even for the summer and fall. It did what it was supposed to; get me interested in the four mini's coming out next month. Luckily I have will power and limited funds. I had spoiled the ending of this a week before it came out but I still got chills at the last page. Despite some DC fans total disdain for what DC did in this title, this is what a comic should be.
B.P.R.D.:The Dead #5:
I love the B.P.R.D. (a team spun from Hellboy, but without Hellboy). It's always had great Horror/cult stories. They're not superheroes just supernatural. This story has been building since 10 issues ago with Plague of Frogs. Wait no, it's been building since the first Hellboy appearance. And guess what? No resolution whatsoever. Actually this mini was more of an interruption to the main story and had no real point. But I liked it. I was just a bit disappointed.
Legion of Superheroes #4:
I think they changed artist this issue, it seemed off (I'm too lazy to actually check). This issue mainly develops a few characters and sets up a plot element while ignoring the coming war and team distrust plot elements we were enlisted with last issue. Oh well. The main story was good enough but the “secondary story” featured Phantom Girl and her abilities and was the best part of the comic. How does one exist in two places at once while you can only do one thing at a time?
Astonishing X-Men #9:
Disappointing. This is the second story arc in Astonishing, and so far, the worst. It took two issues to lead up to a disappointment. We learn what made a derilick Sentinel attack the Mansion, what disabled the telepaths and what locked the students in the danger room. We also learn “it's” motivations. Unfortunately, Star Trek used this plot about 20 times: The Holodeck Malfunctions Episode this time starting X-Men! The art is fantastic. The dialog is well done. There are just parts that make me groan.
The Flash #220:
Never read any Flash before this issue. I've wanted to get into the DCU a little further but I didn't want to touch Batman (5-6 different Bat comics not counting the Bat-family comics, ugh). Luckily, only one Flash comic comes out per month and my interest in him has been steadily growing. Apparently, Flash has a CRAPLOAD of Villains and their not all insane (I'm looking at you Wayne). In this issue the Flash is barely featured, instead we are treated to two rival factions of Flash villains. I liked this so much I went out today and got 6 back issues.

A personal comment on the DCU in general:
Like most other comic universes there is continuity between titles. With DC they are really writing a nice big story throughout all their titles. While this may give some a headache because they think they need to follow all the titles, this is not true. Each title can stond on their own but with just a few others you get a really cool feeling that this is one world. Some are upset that DC (in their mind) “resorts to killing B-class heroes just to make things seem important”. People die in real life it what makes things interesting. If someone you don't give a crap about died would you care? Last years Identity Crisis lead into Countdown. Countdown will lead into the four seperate events this summer, which will lead into Infinite Crisis (which is still unknown). I'm excited eventhough I don't plan on getting any of the mini-series (well, maybe O.M.A.C. ... stands for One Man Army Core and features Batman).

“There will be no button pushing this day, Duke Marshmallow!! For I am the lord of chaos and hot dogs now! I have slain the chicken of teeth and the crown of checkered pants is mine!!” -Franky while in another dimension

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

new boots

I posted pictures of my new boots and my old ones on offtopic.com. how sad is that? I did get about 18 replies and at least 200 people viewed it. :)

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Satisfyingly creepy

Alas! The day of Giant Robots has come upon us!! Ever since I saw my first giant robot I have wanted them to be real. There's Gundam, that crappy live action 80's movie where the world fight's it's wars with giant robots, Voltron, Gigantor, and numerous others. Finally, there is a real giant walking robot. And it's kind of creepy. Imagine; walking in the woods at dusk and discovering this.
It is motionless at first but then it moves ... slightly. Aww, I need new pants.

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Thursday, March 10, 2005

something will happen

Mini reviews of various media I have experience recently:
Shawn of the Dead: funny, I would watch it again. Keana (sp?); pretty good. It was pretty but the humans looked kind of weird. JSA #71, good lead-in to the last issue of this story arc, yet, I still am going to drop it after the arc. Superman #214, finally an issue I like from this arc. Too bad it's issue 11 of 12. Oh well, it just proves I am a Jim Lee whore. In the artistic sence. Seven Soldiers: Shining Knight #1 of 4: Excellent, probably my favorite even though Everythings just starting out. The art's great, dare I say of higher quality than Jims?! But the colorist kind of ruined it in parts. Invincible #1-12: Fun. Walking Dead #7-12: fun/sad/gimmethenextissuenowohcrapIshouldprobablywaitforthetradecomingoutsooncrap. House MD tuesdays episode: BEST. THING. ON. T. V. well, maybe not but it is for what I watch. American Ido... uh....umm. My progress on research:sux0rz My progress on my ORP:=P
I ended up getting into lab today around 9:45am since the oil change place took nearly 2hours to change my oil. On top of that they were kind enough to offer to fix things they happened to notice were broken and or wrong for a mear $307. /sarcasm They did "wash" my car though. It was cold and dry when I got to lab. But when 5:45 came around and I wanted to go home, I stepped out side and there was 4 inches of snow on the ground. WHA?! And it was snowing like someone very big had dandruff, bad dandruff. So I spent 5 minutes scrapping the giant man's dandruff off my car. The roads were bad and the cops blocked off part of my way home. That's it.
And you peoples better post something in the comments or something bad will happen. If you do post, something good will happen. Of course, good and bad are relative. Unless you're talking about kicking a sack of puppies. That's bad. Unless they're mutant-maneating-alien puppies, then it's probably good until you loose your foot.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

After the Idol

Much to my delight on teh FAWs television network show ingeniously called House, the main character, who is creatively named House was playing a GBA-SP. That is all, resume your lives.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

talking monkeys

Did you know that The Hulk has a blog too. It's true. Notice the "next blog" or whatever button in the upper right hand corner? If you click through them you'll see a lot of people tring to be serious and give their opinions on world events, some are what they're meant to be ... drivel pouring out of the figuratrive mouths of people who are self centered enough to think that people will read the crap they fling up on the walls of the internet and are deluded enough to think that whoever does read it will think it's good. Not total sticking festering crap like it is but new york times good... oh, what those are the same.
I have no such problem. I am fully aware of the trite pointless crap I waste my time typing. Besides I know all 2-3 people that visit here and they just come because they think they like me.

"My hermit armadillo is vivid with anticipation!" -The Otherworldly Monstrosity, Unfortunately Lacking Large Breasts: Goon #6