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Comic Reviews

I haven't done this for a while so I figured it was time. These won't be overtly long, I hope.
Defenders #5 of 5
The mini is over. Sadly. But it sure did take a while for this last issue to come out. That aside, I really liked this one. It was funny, it had action, and it looked good. I was a little disappointed in the un-inclusion of the Silver Surfer into the fray. He is featured just not with the others, though it is funny. The banter between Prince Namor, the Hulk and Strange is great and hasn't let up since the first issue. All in all this was just plan fun.
All-Star Superman #2
I don't know of any Silver or Golden age comics that I have read. But I imagine that they are like this. I don't mean it's corny or stupid. It's just good. Classic. Lois is taken to Supermans fortress of solitude. There we see all the wonderful things a person like superman has in his home. Lois gets a little paranoid and does something that could've been bad. I was disappointed that her paranoia was explained away as no fault of her own. I think it was justified for her to be paranoia, but it doesn't matter. Art's great, story's great.
Infinite Crisis #4
This is just plain exciting. The art's a little funny here and there but it's good over all. Dialog and story is good. Seeing Superboy kill other heroes was fairly disturbing. And :( for the Flash.

Well, that's all I can muster for now. I was interrupted. Onto more important things.

i finally figured it out

Holy crap. I think I finally figured it out. I finally figured the damn thing out.

Hilariousness

http://www.wimp.com/macs/

Ahh the Mac. Some may love them some may hate. But this is just funny.

I did it for the cookie

Wellp, I've helped make cookies! I made the cookie dough (up to the point of the addition of flour) then I made the green and red frosting! And I must say my frosting is about as good as frosting gets. I say that with no humility. It's just pure fact. Goddamnit! Erin was the taskmaster, the chief, the leader, the organizer, the management, the foreman, the overseer, the overlord what have you. Matt, J.R. and myself were the slaves, the worker bees, the grunts, the workers, servants, manual laborers, etcetera etcetera etcetera.
Long live the cookies! Well, until we eat them I suppose.

Munich and a little bit of Kong

Munich is a good movie in my opinion. King Kong is also a good movie but for completely different reasons. Munich is good because of the story it tells. Everything else is phenomenal as well, music, cinematography, acting. But the story is where the excitement comes in. It doesn't matter who you think is right or wrong or which side you prefer. The tension throughout the movie is ebbs and flows but is consistently high. But not because of some dinosaur chasing someone down like in King Kong. The end is wonderful in that I had no idea what was going to happen. I don't know if the main character is real like the story surrounding him is so I didn't know his fate. It's disturbing in some scenes but appropriately so. A disturbing instance is disturbing by definition. Spielberg showed enough to be disturbing but not enough to qualify as grotesque or pornographic. King Kong is mostly just pretty. It does have a good story or idea behind it, which is fantastic, but no nearly the depth or range of emotions as Munich.
I think both movies are great. See King Kong to have fun but don't drink anything before hand. See Munich if you want a really great story (set around true happenings, I don't know if the main character is real), but also, don't drink anything before hand, it's long as well. Hey, at least your getting a great dollar/hour entertainment ratio.

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You Passed the US Citizenship Test

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stolen from the interweb

"I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last peice of pizza, drank your last beer, shit on your coat, called your father a dingleberry, smeared ky jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refriderator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screensaver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extenguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last peice of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refriderator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiement, told the same thing to your dad, you are a silly rabbit so I stole your trix, then your corn pops, they were good, you're out of milk now, I changed all your passwords to sex and god, I wrote all the endings to the movies you wanted to see on your tv screen in lipstick, "for a sweet lovin call XXX-XXX-XXXX" is writen on all the bathroom walls in your area, I switched all the disc in your dvd cases with chocolate pudding, popped all your collars in your closet, installed an electric fence on your toliet, but only after I had to take a piss, I missed, I wouldn't go in there without some kind of mask on, sprinkled oregeno and flour on the a dead body I found by the railroad tracks and put it in your shower, loosened all your lightbulbs so they no longer turn on, I got hungry waiting for the pizza the dead guy smelled good so i ate him, now there's a skeleton in your closet, changed all the presets on your stereo to light jazz or hardcore rap stations, broke your guitar rockstar style, there's a hole in your wall now, with part of a guitar sticking out of it, the rest of it is in the freezer, the freezer door is still ajar, your kitchen floor is wet so I turned the a/c down to keep the freezer cold, I took some pictures with your camera of your pet and me in some "interesting" poses, I will hold them for blackmail for a later time unless you pay me one million dollars, it got cold in your apartment so I put on your coat, I forgot I shit in it, you owe me a new shirt, I didn't tip the pizza guy, he's now going to spit on your pizzas when you order from them."