the mike diet & daily schedule

825am: wake up
845am: Orange Juice
11am: McDonalds Quarter Pounder value meal
8pm: Red Vines and Dr. Pepper (stupid walmart didn't have Mr. Pibb)
11pm: Dr. Pepper and Vodka
1130pm: Dr. Pepper and Rum (you guys were very disappointing)
3am: go to bed
830am: wake up (grumpy
845am: cereal with milk (expired 11 days ago)
9am: coffee
11am: coffee
12pm: Half a subway sandwich (3 days old)
230pm: coffee
730pm: microwave burrito