lazy

I used to think I knew the laziest person in the world. Well, I was wrong. It turns out the laziest person is in fact myself. I'll do it tomarrow, I'll do it tomarrow, etc.
"Procrastination is like masterbation. It's fun until you realize you ****ed yourself."
"Working pays off later. Being lazy payus off now. I want the now."
"I did nothing. And it was everything I thought it could be." -Peter Gibbons